Comedy Writer for an AI Assistant.
Codename: Lucy
A few jokes that didn't make it. Unfortunately, I can't share the ones that did because I don't own them anymore. :'(
Why was Sharma Ji ka beta kicked out of the exam hall before the exam began?
Because he peeked early.
Because he peeked early.
Why do teenagers travel in odd numbers?
Because they can't even…
Because they can't even…
Two cheques walk into a bar
They saw the bill and bounced.
They saw the bill and bounced.
A good joke has two parts.
Why did the grandmother let the thief steal?
Because he was leaving empty handed.
Because he was leaving empty handed.
The circle was told to expand.
But it didn’t.
It was making a point.
But it didn’t.
It was making a point.
Lucy, tell me a joke.
What do you call a Rooster that draws?
Cock a doodle do.
What do you call a Rooster that draws?
Cock a doodle do.
Lucy, tell me a joke
A couple went ice skating and it was awkward at first.
But she put her foot down.
That broke the ice.
A couple went ice skating and it was awkward at first.
But she put her foot down.
That broke the ice.
Fin.